how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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knock knock come in

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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