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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Chris Bosh's neck

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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