- Anti Joke

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum