Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Chuck Norris.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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