What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

I'm Coming

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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