- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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