Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

it was all Tagart

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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