Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Face...the other white meat!

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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