- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

quantum physics?

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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