- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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