- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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