Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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