What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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