Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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