Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Women's Rights

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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