- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Neither have I

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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