- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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