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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the teacher do? He taught.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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