2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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