What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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