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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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