- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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