- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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