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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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