I went to school. Then I came home.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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