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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Obama = ebola

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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