So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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