- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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