- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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