- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

osama bin laden is dead

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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