- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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