- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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