- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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