So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Anti Joke

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