- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A praying mantis is very graceful

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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