What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Whats 1+1? window!

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

deez nuts

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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