- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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