- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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