What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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