- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

a. why? b. because

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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