- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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