Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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