- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

How do you end a sentence

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??