Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Choir.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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