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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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