- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Good job, son.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What rhymes with milk...milf

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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