- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

guess what>? your mum lol

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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