- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Women's rights.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A black man has a job.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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