- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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