- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

If the 49ers won the superbowl

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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