Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Your girlfriend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Anti Joke

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