- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Knock knock knock OCD

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Kevin and Ramin

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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