Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Brain fart

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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