- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

united we sit, cause we're fat

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Women's professional sports

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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