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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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