EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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sfdg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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silver bullet?

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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