- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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