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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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