69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Knock Knock. Come in.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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