A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Hey Shea

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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