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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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