I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What city likes baseball the most? New York

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Brain fart

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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