- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

every knight i see an owl at window

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

So a seal walks into a club.

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