- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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