Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What would Muhammed do?

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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