- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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