roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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