- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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