Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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