What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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