- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Good job, son.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

knock knock i have diarrhea

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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