A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Please ignore this statement.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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