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  • there's another version of joke...The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the livingroom. there was an beam-balance. but this one up here is waaaay better :D

  • well, i suppose the joke meant that the bullet from the gun goes 0-200 in 6 seconds but in most guns it breaks the sound barrier in less than half a second (well its a handgun but seriously, its still pretty fast)

  • Not anti-joke

  • Not an anti-joke. Also, "murdered her violently"? Is there another way to murder people with a gun?

  • as opposed to murdering her non-violently?

  • The bullet would go from o-200 in six seconds that's what this anti-joke is supposed to meen

  • wtf...RANDOM

  • changed my life i can now live in peace

  • Anybody who didn't get this joke is simply retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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