- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Knock knock knock OCD

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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