- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A woman walks into a bar.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

The holocaust

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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