Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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