- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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