Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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