- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Chick Norris... Enough said

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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