- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

it was all Tagart

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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