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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A man walked into a bar owch

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Women's rights

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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