- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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