What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Immigration Laws

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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