- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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