Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Japan

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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