- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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