There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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