What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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WNBA

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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