- Anti Joke

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Death by kayak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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