- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Hitler and Jews become friends.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

I like school Said no one ever.

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