what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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