Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

batman farted so hes retarded

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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