Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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