Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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