How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

I like school Said no one ever.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

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