I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Guess what What

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Dig Bick Your dislexic

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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