- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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