What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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