- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

noah is a scrub jungle

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Men

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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