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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

field day?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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