What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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why dont they make black forks

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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this website is a bad joke

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2 black kids walk into school

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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