- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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