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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

that wall over there ->

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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