- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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