- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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