- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Small Penis.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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