- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

women's rights

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Chuck Norris.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

knock knock!? . . No.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Dumbledore dies.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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