- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Sex education in Texas,

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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