- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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