- Anti Joke

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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