- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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