Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Women's professional sports

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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