Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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