I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Lololol

If you are reading this you are a nerd

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Anti Joke

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