- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties