How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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