Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Women's rights

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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im telling maguire

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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