- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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