- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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