- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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