whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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